Palin Inks Multimillion Dollar TV Deal

Sarah Palin is close to striking a deal with Discovery Communications for her Alaska travel reality show—even with her asking price reportedly close to $1.2 million per episode...

…It is still undecided which Discovery Communications channel the show would go on. It could fit with mom-friendly TLC (the “L” is meant to stand for learning) or on the Discovery Channel.

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Sarah Palin on The Learning Channel?

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Sorry, but I didn’t know how else to convert a cerebral aneurysm into onomatopoeia.

Since last summer when Palin quit the governorship of Alaska and oddly declared, “With this decision, now, I will be able to fight even harder for you,” she’s demonstrated just how full of shit she was and still is. How can a governor “fight harder” for her constituents by quitting? It’s the highest office in the state! What the fuck?

Anyway, since then Palin has been fighting harder for Alaskans by signing a multimillion dollar book deal, getting Fox News to pay her to promote herself, collecting $100,000 speaking fees, and now by inking a reality television deal that will pay her Seinfeld money.

You’re welcome, Alaska.

- Max