3.28.2010

Up Next: Financial Services Reform

Financial reform? It’s about time, Dodd.

One of the unstated benefits of the watered-down health care bill signed into law by Barack Obama last week, is that it will deprive conservatives of the ridiculous talking points that have become so dear to them lo these many months. That is not to say that the Republican Party isn’t trying. Indeed, the GOP is desperately attempting to prolong the health care debate—even after the legislation’s passage—in order for their tried-and-true platitudes to remain relevant.

Whether or not the tea party crowd and other conservatives realize it, the proposed repeal of health reform being bandied about—probably disingenuously since they surely know better—by some congressional Republicans is but pure fantasy. President Obama would never sign a repeal. Therefore, Republicans would have to gain enough seats to obtain a two-thirds majority in each chamber to override a veto, which would require an electoral disaster for the Democrats in November that is without historical precedent. It is absurd even to speak about repealing this law now or in the near future. Yet, there was Mitch McConnell (R – Kentucky) on Saturday delivering the weekly Republican radio address mindlessly canting, “Repeal and reform.”

Eventually, Republicans will come to realize that they must move on, lest they be perceived as beating a dead horse when the Democrats have already saddled up a new one to take them on to banking reform. That debate, which may carry us through the November midterm elections, ought to be a very interesting public discussion, if not a crazy one, even more so than health care. Christopher Dodd (D – Connecticut) recently unveiled his plan to reform the financial services behemoths on Wall Street. As usual with Democratic first drafts, the bill falls well short of what is needed. (To point out one glaring omission, the bill contains no capital requirements, which means that banks can continue to leverage themselves to the hilt—20:1, 30:1, 50:1, whatever, just like before—and wait for the next big crisis lay waste to their balance sheets.) However, at the moment it contains some important regulatory provisions which, if banking reform is ultimately passed will probably be watered down as well. This is how Democrats govern: roll out an initial legislative proposal that doesn’t go nearly far enough in the hopes that it will attract bipartisan support, and when it inevitably doesn’t, dilute it even further to garner a few marginally relevant GOP votes if any at all.

While the big banks went long in donating to Democrats in 2008, they cannot reasonably expect that there will be no financial reform. It’s quite amazing that Congress has yet to do anything on this front, as financial regulatory change is equally, if not more important than health care reform given the global magnitude of the stakes involved. It would be even more amazing—almost impossible—to imagine that there will be no changes at all. Given that there ought to be far less opposition to financial reform than health care, the Democrats should have an easier time passing Dodd’s or a similar piece of legislation. After all, can the tea partiers and their ilk really get whipped up into opposing a bill that seeks to impose new regulations on the financial services sector to ward off a future economic crisis?

Upon preliminary consideration, the answer is no. But the Republicans have shown themselves particularly adept at souring seemingly good policy ideas in order to make them less palatable to their ill-informed base. The key to killing or weakening any banking legislation, whether it’s Dodd’s current proposal or something else, will be to convince Americans that regulating banks will end up hurting them personally. Expect a recurrence of some of the main themes of the opposition to health care. Conservatives will almost surely decry the proposed “government takeover” of our financial system. The addition of more regulation will create cumbersome “red tape” that will hinder lending, and thus cripple all-American “small businesses” which are the “real engines of the economy.” A Consumer Financial Protection Agency will create an unnecessary bureaucracy that will inhibit economic growth, etc.

The U.S. Chamber of Commerce absurdly presents itself as being a defender of American workers and consumers by virtue of its being rabidly pro-business, as if the interests of all parties involved do not conflict. It should therefore come as no surprise that the Chamber has already released several ads against the would-be agency. Its most prominent ad (which starts automatically when you go to its site) rails against the CFPA without ever mentioning what the acronym actually stands for or what it would attempt to do for obvious reasons. The commercial features a presumably upstanding white small business owner who is kept awake until the wee hours of the morning worried sick about his struggling finances (for which he actually has Wall Street to thank), whereupon around 5am he walks toward his SUV which is parked right in front an American flag quaintly hanging from the porch of his house in Anytown, U.S.A. (I thought the footage more appropriate for a Paxil advertisement, but that’s just me.)

This is the narrative conservatives will have to weave if they want to stop or weaken banking reform: The CFPA, which under Dodd’s bill would exist as an arm of the Federal Reserve, is not designed to crack down on high-risk and predatory lending; it is not designed to consolidate the regulatory functions of several different bureaucracies into one agency. Rather, it is designed to destroy the fabric of American capitalism by imposing undue restrictions on lending institutions by the creation of a vast superbureaucracy within the already all-powerful Federal Reserve.

This last hypothetical objection leaves the Democrats open to some legitimate criticisms about giving the Fed more power. There is a small but very vocal contingent of Americans—particularly in the tea party crowd—who despise the Fed and its opaque way of doing business. While there is need for a CFPA or something akin, placing it under the aegis of the Fed is a dubious proposition.

Nonetheless, fundamental change is desperately in the financial sector.

We will probably get some change, but again, whatever it is will leave much to be desired. Almost as critical as the reform will be this coming debate about it. As I and countless other analysts have observed, many Americans have an alarming penchant for opposing measures that would actually benefit them. The debate will be crucial, not only because it will shape reform’s outcome, but because it will help pinpoint Americans’ tolerance threshold for corporate propaganda. Although it seems nearly unconscionable that anyone could oppose tightening banking regulations in light of the recent financial crisis, this is what’s going to happen very soon. In relatively short order, the Republicans will drop their phantasmagoric rhetoric about repealing the health care bill when they realize that they’re the only ones still talking about it. They will then paradoxically ride the populist wave of anger in a bizarre attempt to prevent these new bank regulations from being enacted into law. To some extent, it will probably work.

Of course, the main problem with this effort to reform Wall Street is the same that mars all attempts at financial reform: Congress is always regulating the last crisis. Defense is at its best when guarding against plays and formations it’s seen before. The problem is, Wall Street is always devising new high-powered offensive schemes that no defense could anticipate until it’s far too late.


- Max


3.27.2010

Dog Rips Bumper Off Police Car

Good boy, eat that police cruiser!



The owner says the dog has never done anything like this before. Is it me, or do the police have a knack for bringing out the worst in people and dogs?

- Max

3.25.2010

Speak Of The Devil And He Doth Appear!

Frequently I find that I have perfect timing. A couple of hours ago in this post about Pope Ratzinger ignoring a letter from the Milwaukee Archdiocese regarding a pedophile priest named Lawrence Murphy in its midst, I wrote, “I can’t wait to see what convoluted excuse Bill Donohue comes up with to explain away this one.”

It isn’t often that I watch daytime television, but when I just flipped the TV on MSNBC, sure enough, there was Bill Donohue telling David Shuster that the New York Times article never stated for certain that Ratzinger had seen the letters. This, despite the fact that Ratzinger was the head of the Vatican office to which these letters were sent. Donohue then said that not only should we not jump to any conclusions about Ratzinger, but insisted that there be no further investigation into the matter. But as this letter shows, Murphy himself later wrote to Ratzinger personally to ask him for leniency, which apparently means immunity from disciplinary action. Shortly after this correspondence was received by Ratzinger’s office, the Church’s investigation into the allegations against Murphy ceased at the direction of Cardinal Bertone in Ratzinger’s office. Are we to believe that Ratzinger, who headed this department, knew nothing of this horrendous scandal?

Donohue went on to say that “Catholics aren’t stupid,” and that they know that New York Times has a pro-gay, pro-abortion, “agenda.” Uh huh.

He also said that by the time Ratzinger’s office was apprised of the situation, Murphy was a sickly old man and had already committed his crimes.

So? Does this mean Donohue thinks that former Nazi war criminals should get reprieves because their crimes are behind them? Plus, there was no guarantee that Murphy had stopped molesting kids altogether. He should have been defrocked.

At this point we need to seriously ask ourselves whether the pope or the Catholic Church can do anything that will repulse Bill Donohue. My money’s on, “no.”

If I can dig up the video of the interview, I will post it pronto.

- Max

Ratzinger Ignored Pedophile Priest

His Unholiness

Pope Joseph Ratzinger ignored inquiries from concerned church officials about ongoing sexual molestations by priests. As the New York Times reported yesterday, in 1996 then Cardinal Ratzinger was apprised of the case of priest and serial rapist Lawrence Murphy, who admitted to church officials that he had molested children:

The Wisconsin case involved an American priest, the Rev. Lawrence C. Murphy, who worked at a renowned school for deaf children from 1950 to 1974. But it is only one of thousands of cases forwarded over decades by bishops to the Vatican office called the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, led from 1981 to 2005 by Cardinal Ratzinger. It is still the office that decides whether accused priests should be given full canonical trials and defrocked.

In 1996, Cardinal Ratzinger failed to respond to two letters about the case from Rembert G. Weakland, Milwaukee’s archbishop at the time. After eight months, the second in command at the doctrinal office, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, now the Vatican’s secretary of state, instructed the Wisconsin bishops to begin a secret canonical trial that could lead to Father Murphy’s dismissal.

But Cardinal Bertone halted the process after Father Murphy personally wrote to Cardinal Ratzinger protesting that he should not be put on trial because he had already repented and was in poor health and that the case was beyond the church’s own statute of limitations…

… In 1993, with complaints about Father Murphy [who died in 1998] landing on his desk, Archbishop Weakland hired a social worker specializing in treating sexual offenders to evaluate him. After four days of interviews, the social worker said that Father Murphy had admitted his acts, had probably molested about 200 boys and felt no remorse.

However, it was not until 1996 that Archbishop Weakland tried to have Father Murphy defrocked. The reason, he wrote to Cardinal Ratzinger, was to defuse the anger among the deaf and restore their trust in the church. He wrote that since he had become aware that “solicitation in the confessional might be part of the situation,” the case belonged at the doctrinal office.

It should also be noted that Weakland would later use $450,000 in Church funds as hush money for his former gay lover who was threatening a lawsuit.

I guess this is what the repulsive and obnoxious American papist Bill Donohue meant when he said the Church should be allowed to treat child rape as “an internal matter.”

It is difficult to discern which party displayed more shameful behavior in this travesty: the Milwaukee Archdiocese, which, when faced with the reality of a confessed child abuser in their ranks, thought it appropriate to contact Vatican officials instead of the local authorities in this, an obvious criminal matter; or Ratzinger and Bertone who swept the allegations under the rug as if they were no big deal.

But as Joe Biden would say, this is a big fucking deal. This is about the future pope, knowingly and willingly ignoring letters from officials within his own church saying that they have a rapist on their hands and that they—incredibly—are unsure what to do about it. In any sane universe, in any responsible organization, Ratzinger would be forced to step down in light of such allegations. But that’s not going to happen because the Church thinks it’s infallible.

I can’t wait to see what convoluted excuse Bill Donohue comes up with to explain away this one.


- Max


3.24.2010

Redneck Congressman Loses His Mind, Says Americans Should Have Less Rights


A-hyuck hyuck!

If his floor speeches are any indication, Louie Gohmert (R - Texas) isn’t a very bright man. He may even be crazy. Before I discuss his most recent lunacy, note that last October, Gohmert said this on the floor of the House of Representatives when discussing proposed hate crimes legislation:

If you’re oriented towards animals, bestiality, then, you know, that’s not something that can be used, held against you or any bias be held against you for that. Which means you’d have to strike any laws against bestiality, if you’re oriented toward corpses, toward children, you know, there are all kinds of perversions […] pedophiles or necrophiliacs or what most would say is perverse sexual orientations but the trouble is, we made amendments to eliminate pedophiles from being included in the definition…But people have always been willing to give up their liberties, their freedoms in order to gain economic stability. It happened in the 1920s and 1930s. Germany gave up their liberties to gain economic stability and they got a little guy with a mustache, who was the ultimate hate monger. And this is scary stuff we’re doing here when we take away what has been a traditionally important aspect of moral teaching in America.

Look, I don’t like “hate crimes” laws either. I think when it comes to assaults, you prosecute the crime, not the motive. Punishing people for their motivations is tantamount to punishing people for what they think.

But why is it whenever the issues of gay rights or hate crimes come up, conservative lawmakers always find a way to bring animal-fucking into the conversation? It’s usually lawmakers from rural areas, so it’s not unreasonable to conclude that these guys are speaking from firsthand experience.

Anyway, Congressman Goatfucker has proposed that the Seventeenth Amendment be repealed. What’s the Seventeenth Amendment, you ask? Well, once a upon a time, back before the presidency of Woodrow Wilson, members of the U.S. Senate were chosen by the state legislatures. The Seventeenth Amendment changed this, by providing for the direct election of Senators by the people of their respective states.

You read that correctly. Louie Gohmert doesn’t think Americans should be able to vote for their Senators. His reasoning is that if Senators are accountable to the state legislatures, the Senate would be less likely to pass laws that would infringe on state authority, and therefore conservatives would be more likely to be appointed to the Senate. But this is some seriously flawed reasoning. Does anyone think the New York state legislature would send Republicans to the U.S. Senate? And if it did, how long would it be before New Yorkers get themselves a new state legislature? Ditto for Massachusetts. Granted, Bay Staters voted for Scott Brown, but that is an anomaly. (Sorry, teabaggers.)

Gohmert’s proposal tells us a lot. Here’s a guy who’s a member of the minority party in Congress, and his solution for changing the political landscape is to give the individuals less of a say in government. Genius. It could be argued that preserving states rights gives the people more power, not less, but what’s often overlooked is that state governments are far more susceptible to corporate influence and bullying. Companies routinely lobby state legislatures, and when they don’t get what they want, they sometimes threaten to move their operations to other, more corporate-friendly states. And this happens because states are obviously smaller than say, the federal government, which can’t be threatened so easily. So while the idea of giving more power to the states sounds appealing, we must keep in mind what that means.

But Gohmert’s idea is not even close to being appealing. While the American people can be whipped into opposing their own interests on things like health reform, convincing them to relinquish their right to vote for Senators is an entirely different matter. Americans, no matter how ignorant, are not going to allow their elected representatives to repeal a constitutional amendment so that there will be less elected representatives.

Thankfully, there’s no way to spin this one to convince people that repealing the Seventeenth Amendment is a good idea, so Gohmert’s proposal is DOA.


- Max


3.23.2010

Kindle Users Cry An Amazon River

For many people, owning a Kindle means being a bratty, high-maintenance, entitled douchebag.

I just went on Amazon to check out the customer reviews for The Big Short by Michael Lewis which I’m thinking about buying. Surprised was I to see that out of 143 reviews, a majority of them (74) gave the book just one out of five stars. What’s so bad about this book, you ask? Let’s check out some of the one-star comments:

Wow, no Kindle edition. FAIL. I cannot believe this debate is still going on.

When I don't see a Kindle edition, I just move on. The thought of paying more for a hard cover book that I don't need to have, that takes days to get to me on a book that I won't know if I like until I read makes no sense.

Kindle gives me instant access, it's price is right (even if I end up hating the book), I don't kill trees, and I don't have a book lingering about that I will more than likely never re-read. – Jeffrey M. Hester


Sorry Mike, but I'm giving you a terrible review because your publisher hasn't put this on the Kindle. – C. French


I really like Michael Lewis. The New New Thing is one of my favorite books. But the Big Short is not being made available in the format that I like to read books. In my opinion this is an inferior product. It's a bit like a record label only selling an album on casette tape. – Harper D. Lieblich


The reason is that the book is not available on the Kindle. Since I cannot read it on my Kindle I must give it only one star. In addition, past Lewis books have been somewhat underwhelming so its likely that this will also be a simplistic take on a complex issue. Too Big to Fail seems much better. – Naz


I'd like to add my name to the list of people who are very disappointed that this book does not have a Kindle edition. No, I haven't read the book, but I want to -- on my Kindle! If all these one star reviews lead to fewer sales, I think that would be a great result and an excellent lesson for the author/publisher. – Ben Kaplan


Not providing a Kindle option does not inspire me to go buy the hardcover, just the opposite in fact. There are plenty of books available on Kindle from publishers that evidently are happy to have my money. Publishers who ignore this new, growing market do so at their own peril. – B. Cole


Ridiculous this book is not available for the Kindle. It's 2010 people, I don't want to kill a tree, waste gas, throw away shipping packaging, I just want to read the book on my Kindle...I'll buy another book instead but not one from this particular publisher. – D.J. Wilbur


This is a message to the publisher: as a kindle owner, and a lover of ebooks, I think it would be nice to have the ebook available now. Simple economics suggests that it should be available now, at a lower price than paper book options. I believe I have the right to give 1 star to the hardcover book when a lower cost, more environmentally friendly, easier to read electronic version (with text to speech available) is a real world possibility--but is intentionally being held back by the publisher. – D.J. Najarian


Not fair of the publisher to block a Kindle version. I won't buy as a result. – J. Geison


I loved the other books by the author but refuse to buy this until it's available electronically.

Shame on the publishers for doing their part in destroying the environment, all in the name of squeezing out a little more money. – K. Donovan


Where is the Kindle format of this book? I would love to read it, but I'm not going to buy a hardcover. What a waste. – Thomas A. Sobieck


I would love to read "The Big Short" on my Kindle for $9.99. As a recent Kindle owner, I'm never buying a non e-book again. I enjoy reading Lewis's work, but his publisher needs to get with the program. – A. Valentine

You get the idea. The preponderance of one-star reviews are bitching and moaning from people who haven’t even read the book, but are such humongous losers, that they take the time to write, not a review of the book in the review section, but to bitch that it’s not on Kindle. Well fuck Kindle and fuck you. If you like reading e-books, fine. To each his own. But don’t menstruate all over Amazon because the book is only available in book format. The people who wrote that they really wanted to read the book, but have decided they won’t because it’s not available on Kindle are immense tools. What they’re essentially saying is, “This book has the potential to really educate me on the complex subject of financial derivatives, but I’m going to forgo this information because it’s only available as an actual book.”

Has this country gone soft? What a bunch of crybabies. “Waa, waa. I can’t read a book on my Kindle.”

You know, right before the fall the ancient Romans would complain that they couldn’t read Seneca or Tertullian on Kindle either. America, I’d cut that shit out immediately.

- Max

Palin Inks Multimillion Dollar TV Deal

Sarah Palin is close to striking a deal with Discovery Communications for her Alaska travel reality show—even with her asking price reportedly close to $1.2 million per episode...

…It is still undecided which Discovery Communications channel the show would go on. It could fit with mom-friendly TLC (the “L” is meant to stand for learning) or on the Discovery Channel.

NBC Philadelphia

Sarah Palin on The Learning Channel?

Dfsil4ugfdkf98y6lkjkjgzz!

Sorry, but I didn’t know how else to convert a cerebral aneurysm into onomatopoeia.

Since last summer when Palin quit the governorship of Alaska and oddly declared, “With this decision, now, I will be able to fight even harder for you,” she’s demonstrated just how full of shit she was and still is. How can a governor “fight harder” for her constituents by quitting? It’s the highest office in the state! What the fuck?

Anyway, since then Palin has been fighting harder for Alaskans by signing a multimillion dollar book deal, getting Fox News to pay her to promote herself, collecting $100,000 speaking fees, and now by inking a reality television deal that will pay her Seinfeld money.

You’re welcome, Alaska.

- Max

Health Bill Passes, Health Stocks Rise

CEO Uncle Pennybags of Monopoly Managed Care celebrates the passage of health care “reform.”

Quite predictably, health care stocks rose on Monday after the House of Representatives passed health care “reform” on Sunday night. While there are some aspects of the bill that are not HMO-friendly—such as prohibiting discrimination based on preexisting conditions—the insurance mandate is huge for them. Forcing over 30 million uninsured people buy private insurance is a great way to transfer yet more wealth to corporations. This is especially true when you take into consideration the government subsidies for American families pulling in less than $88,000 a year. And Big Pharma is ecstatic because this bill means that by 2014, tens of millions of new people will be able to get prescription drugs more easily. With no provisions for the reimportation of cheaper (but the same) drugs from other countries, and nothing allowing the government to negotiate drug prices under Medicare, this legislation is a can’t miss for the pharmaceutical industry.

The sorry lesson of this health care bill is that if you want to get a major, “historic” piece of legislation passed in the United States, it must contain giveaways to the powerful parties affected. That’s a given. Neither the Democrats nor the Republicans are very much interested in pissing off the private power centers that throw money at political candidates like confetti at a parade. We’ll see the same thing as banking reform makes its way through the Congress. Last week, the Senate Banking Committee voted 13-10 along party lines to send Christopher Dodd’s (D – Connecticut) imperfect financial reform bill to the floor. The funniest thing about it was that Dodd agreed not to allow any amendments from Democrats in order to garner bipartisan support. I’m glad that worked out.

There are plenty of reasons to believe banking reform will go the way of the health care bill: passed and signed into law, but very watered down, coming up far short of what the situation calls for. I’m sure that enough Democrats—particularly in the Senate—will have reservations about banking reform so the White House and congressional Democratic leadership will have the perfect excuse to pass a bad bill. I can see Nancy Pelosi now with her frozen face and goofy smile in a few months time consoling the disappointed: “We’d love to, but we just don’t have the votes for that kind of reform.” Granted, it will be very difficult for the Republicans to mobilize popular support against banking reform à la the health care debate. But then again, never underestimate the ability of the American population to unwittingly go to bat for the very people who, at this moment, are thinking up new and exciting ways to siphon more money from them.

In the words of Yakov Smirnoff, “What a country.”


- Max

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