You knew this was coming. Some senator in the Democratic caucus would announce that he will not vote for cloture in order to stop a Republican filibuster to give the health care bill an up or down vote. The only question was, who? Max Baucus? Kent Conrand? Blanche Lincoln? While these three might also vote against a cloture resolution, the first one to declare this outright is none other than frequent turncoat motherfucker Joe Lieberman.
A couple of weeks ago I said that the final senate version of the health care reform bill would not include a public option (PO). To me, it was a forgone conclusion. The PO looked nearly down and out after Baucus submitted that hunk of garbage he calls a health care bill, leaving us to wonder whether he’d support a Republican filibuster against real reform. Then, inexplicably, majority leader Harry Reid found his testicles and announced that the senate version would indeed have a PO. For a moment it looked as if the PO side had retaken the lead.
With my cynical prediction in danger, Joe Lieberman stepped up to the plate and belted a double into the gap (he only has warning track power) in what the health insurance giants hope will be the start of a late inning rally for their team—the one with the highest payroll in this contest.
As I noted two weeks ago, the Democratic leadership unfortunately does not have the mettle to properly deal with recalcitrant party members. Here’s what I said:
[The Democrats] are willing to tolerate an intolerable amount of rogue behavior. Take the whiny, sniveling Joe Lieberman (I-Connecticut). When this little shit lost in the 2006 Democratic Senate primary in Connecticut, he refused to bow out, and ran as an independent against the Democratic Party in the general election and won. How was Lieberman punished by the majority Democrats? As the ranking Democrat on the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, he was allowed to ascend to its chairmanship after the Democrats retook the Senate, even though (in addition to running against the party) Lieberman supported George W. Bush every misguided step of the way on the Iraq war.
At the time, I was more concerned about Baucus derailing the PO. After all, his own committee’s bill didn’t have one, which probably had something to do with the fact that he gets oodles of money from the health insurance industry. But now here comes Lieberman—who also gets oodles of dough from said industry—in a sickening display that should finally get the message through to Dems that they cannot count on this backstabbing pipsqueak when the game is on the line. Although, the Republicans sure can.
It’s quite possible that Lieberman’s bluffing, hoping to get a seat at the conference committee to reconcile the House and Senate versions if and when they get passed. Or, he could be 100% serious, given that his home state of Connecticut is a hub for health insurance providers. Whatever his reasons (and really, who cares?), if Lieberman is not stripped of his chairmanship on the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, the Dems might as well just disband. There’s no point in the Democrats being a national party if they’re going to allow themselves to be held hostage by the likes of Joe Lieberman. This is a man who for some reason ran for president in 2004 on a platform that was basically this: George W. Bush is doing a good job as president, and the Iraq war was a great idea and is going splendidly. To this day, I have no fucking idea why Lieberman ran for president in 2004. None whatsoever.
This is a man who also endorsed the elderly John McCain and Sarah Palin. He even spoke at the Republican National Convention, and alleged that Barack Obama was not ready to be president in front of a zealous right-wing crowd that briefly pretended to like a northeastern Jew who happened to be singing their twisted tune.
It’s possible the Dems are treating Lieberman with kid gloves because they don’t want to alienate him and push him into the Republican camp. However, I do not see this as a real concern. If Turncoat Joe starts voting with the Republicans more frequently, then he’ll have his Connecticut constituents to answer to in 2012. Although it’s a full three years from now, according to a recent QuinnipiacUniversity poll Lieberman would not win reelection, and currently has a negative approval rating.
Mark it: November 6, 2012. Lieberman, your ass is grass. Or at least, I goddamn hope so.
The sine qua non of the Max Baucus health care reform bill
At the risk of sounding juvenile and inarticulate, the best way I can sum up the Democratic Party’s efforts to reform health insurance thus far is: retarded.
That’s right. Retarded. This country is coming off eight years of horrid and disastrous domestic and foreign policies. The formerly incumbent Republicans were so bad at representing the interests of the people that the party lost its majorities in the House and Senate in 2006, and coughed up even more seats in 2008, plus the White House. The current seventy-nine seat Democratic majority in the House is a substantial spread, and enough to endure the inevitable defections by Democrats who will occasionally vote with Republicans on various pieces of legislation. A sixty seat majority in the Senate means the Democrats can break any filibuster attempt by the Republicans, so long as they stand together. A Democrat in the nation’s highest office gives the party added leverage and in theory, carte blanche to push its agenda. After all, this is what the elections of 2006 and 2008 were about—a thorough rejection of Republican policies.
But judging by the way Democrats have handled health care reform, it’s almost as if no one told them that they won lots of congressional seats and the White House in 2006 and 2008. The word we keep hearing from Democrats is “bipartisanship,” which, when they were out of power, is what they kept insisting that the Republicans strive for. Between 2002 and 2006, the GOP generally told the Dems to go fuck themselves, and rammed through all kinds of crazy, counterproductive, big business-friendly, average Joe-screwing legislation while the sackless liberals in the Senate just rolled over and took it, hardly ever considering a filibuster, or in some cases, even voted with Republicans.
One would think that the audacity of the GOP in those days would be grounds for a bit of payback in these more sunshiny times for the Democratic Party, but no. Presently, the Dems have been bending over backwards to get Republican Olympia Snowe of Maine to vote for whatever bill the Democrats finally come up with. Why? I honestly have no fucking idea. None whatsoever. To me, receiving the support of one, two, or three GOP Senators does not constitute a bipartisan effort. No matter what bill gets passed, the Republican Party as a whole is going to vote against it anyway. The GOP has already made it clear that their objective in this whole ordeal is purely political. Their opposition to reform is about handing Obama a defeat, so that in the 2010 midterms they can go back to their districts and tell their yokel constituents that they killed (or tried to kill) a “socialist” healthcare bill that would’ve improved their lives by offering a cheaper-than-private-coverage, government-funded health insurance option. And then the yokels will cheer and vote incumbent, because as we saw with those dumbfounding tea parties, regular folks can be easily bamboozled into believing that what’s good for health insurance conglomerates is also good for them. Apparently, it does not strike these people as odd that they are on the same side of a piece of legislation as a bunch of billionaire insurance salesmen who have raised their health insurance premiums by about 100% in the last ten years. This might have been an excusable state of affairs in the days of feudalism, but in the age of moveable type, these people really have no excuse for being that ignorant and stupid.
Despite the best efforts of the teabaggers and their teary-eyed cult leader Glenn Beck, 61% of the American people still support a public health insurance option. Indeed, it may be that the likes of Beck, Rush Limbaugh, et al. and all their offensive excesses and batshit hyperbole have repulsed a goodly number of fence-sitters on the issue who’ve figured that whatever side those nuts are on, must be the wrong side.
And yet, real reform has stalled because the Democratic Party can’t get its shit together. That is what’s behind this ongoing clusterfuck in Congress, specifically the Senate. Forget the Republican Party. Right now, the Dems’ biggest problem is a few of its own senators from states in which no one actually lives: Max Baucus (Montana), Kent Conrad (North Dakota), and Blanche Lincoln (Arkansas). These three oppose a public option, and they all serve on the powerful Senate Finance Committee, with Baucus as chairman. That means if Baucus doesn’t like a bill that requires approval by his committee, he can kill it all by himself. And with the amount of money Baucus has received from the health insurance industry, you can bet your ass that as long as he’s chairman, there won’t be any meaningful health reform bills coming out of that committee because the man is a whore.
It is because Baucus is a whore that he produced an abhorrent, foul-smelling, retch-inducing bill that yesterday was approved by the Finance Committee 14-10, with Olympia Snowe breaking ranks with her party to vote for this piece of shit. Naturally, Washington Dems and liberals who don’t know any better are cheering this development, as if it means something. But in truth, the Snowe “aye” vote is a sideshow and means nothing. She even stated that her vote could change depending on what changes the bill undergoes before it hits the Senate floor. (Chris Dodd, D-Connecticut, has already written another bill, one that includes a public option, but you can be sure as shit that that provision will not be in the final Senate version. Call it a hunch on my part.)
In the first minute of this clip, Representative Alan Grayson (D-Florida) sums up the frustration held by many Americans who are having a hard time fathoming why the Democrats have been dragging their feet on this issue:
This Snowe business aside, what this really comes down to is the Democrats not being able to rein in their own recalcitrant party members. Can you imagine something like the Baucus treason happening during the Bush years when Republicans controlled Congress? What would’ve happened to a committee chairman who refused to get on board with the White House and the majority of his party? I’ll tell you what would’ve happened: the GOP leadership would’ve taken him aside and “kindly” explained to him why he should reconsider his position. And if that failed, they would’ve taken his chairmanship away and given it to someone who’d toe the party line. But not the Democrats. They are willing to tolerate an intolerable amount of rogue behavior. Take the whiny, sniveling Joe Lieberman (I-Connecticut). When this little shit lost in the 2006 Democratic Senate primary in Connecticut, he refused to bow out, and ran as an independent against the Democratic Party in the general election and won. How was Lieberman punished by the majority Democrats? As the ranking Democrat on the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, he was allowed to ascend to its chairmanship after the Democrats retook the Senate, even though (in addition to running against the party) Lieberman supported George W. Bush every misguided step of the way on the Iraq war. Now it’s Baucus, who cannot possibly feel any pressure to conform to the stated wishes of the other members of his party, including President Obama. And it’s because he does not feel any heat whatsoever, that Max Baucus is able to do what Max Baucus does: shill for the health care industry and ask, “What would an insurance lobbyist do?” before casting a vote.
Then again, this whole crapfest might be one big charade, an act, a glamorously and purposely frustrating production. Perhaps the Democrats have no intention of enacting reform. Perhaps Baucus’ single-handed efforts to derail the public option are all part of a grand plan by Obama and his party so that they can say they tried real hard to achieve reform, but in the end the votes for a government-funded program just weren’t there. That way, many of them can go on collecting campaign contributions from Cigna, Aetna, and others, while still paradoxically assuming the guise of some noble crusader for the little guy.
The Baucus piece of shit will eventually pass the full Senate with various modifications—none of which will be meaningful or helpful to the vast majority of Americans. The House version will be a different story. Unlike the Millionaires Club (Senate), the House is a bit more rambunctious and its members more sensitive to the opinions of their constituents. Speaker Nancy Pelosi is raising all kinds of holy hell about the public option, saying yesterday, “I am for the public option. That will be the House position, and that will be the position we will go to the conference to fight for.”
Them’s fightin’ words!
That should be some battle when each house passes its own version and they go to the conference committee to be reconciled. Hopefully by then, the Democratic Party will have located its testicles and will start to play rough with the Max Baucuses and Kent Conrads of the Senate, who might either join Republicans in a potential filibuster, or decline to vote for cloture in such a case. If the Obama administration wants real reform, it needs to send a strong message to its own renegade party members now, early in its term so that they and other Dems will know not to mess with its goals. But there is no sign of this at all, which makes me wonder just how much reform Obama and the Democrats actually want.
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I offer no explanation for the following summaries of a few lesser-known historical figures, other than to say that I was inspired to write them by my good friend, Johnnie Walker (Black). You may find it funny. You may find it stupid. You may not get it at all. That’s ok, because I don’t give a shit. It’s 2am and this site hasn’t been updated in several days. So this is what you get.
Steve Hitler
The Fuhrer’s lesser known brother—sometimes known as just S. Hitler, or Shitler—Steve ordered the executions of over 250,000 Ruritanians between 1942 and 1945. The slaughter stopped when Shitler was overthrown in a coup during which he was beaten to death with an autumn squash.
Pope Jerry VII
Jerry’s papacy lasted only four days. Like Shitler, he was also overthrown—in this case by a mob of Vatican cardinals who found out that Jerry was going to lift the Catholic Church’s ban on the use of condoms in order to combat the AIDS epidemic in Africa. However, unlike Shitler, he was bludgeoned by the Latin Vulgate Bible.
Hank Hussein
Best known as the bumbling and lovable cousin of Saddam, Hammerin’ Hank Hussein ran Iraq’s largest driving range and putt-putt golf course. Due to a series of poor financial decisions in which Hank ended up investing his entire savings into the then-upstart Iraqi Sand-Making Company, Hank was forced to sell his range and move back to Tikrit in shame.
Howie Christ
Howie Christ was a first century Judean hobo/carpenter who was killed at the of age eighteen by a fellow teenager named Erik Tomberlin, who was wanted in Bethlehem for fraud and sodomy. Tomberlin subsequently assumed Christ’s identity, but substituted ‘Jesus’ for ‘Howie’ because he thought the name was ridiculous. “Jesus” went on to grow a filthy beard to help conceal his true identity and was often malnourished because he ate things that probably weren’t fit for human consumption. As a result, he had many visions, which he shared with some illiterate people who took him way too seriously. The rest is history.
Pete Da Vinci
Pete Da Vinci painted “The First Supper,” in which Jesus Christ, a.k.a. Erik Tomberlin is seen having a very awkward initial gathering of illiterate minds at a Nazarene Denny’s some time around the year 25 C.E. This is all that is known of Pete.
Ayatollah Jones
In 1989, Ayatollah Jones became the first and heretofore only white mullah in the history of Iran or any other place that has mullahs. Butch Jones was born in Davenport, Iowa and won the infamously ill-conceived Islamic Republic of Iran’s “Worldwide Interim Ayatollah Lottery,” in which the Majlis painstakingly wrote the names of every known person on Earth on tiny pieces of paper and randomly drew a winner from a giant empty oil drum. Jones was selected to succeed Khomeini until a new Ayatollah could be selected. After this, Jones returned to Davenport and has led an extremely uninspiring life since then.
Alexander the Subpar
In the fifth century C.E., Alexander conquered the tiny island of Malta from the Carthaginians who no longer gave a shit about the territory. Alexander the Subpar was able to wrest control of Malta from a battalion of autistic Sicilians who were always reading their Vulgate Bibles. Only after great difficulty because of the stiff resistance of the Sicilians—whose preferred method of defense was holding their Bibles in front of them in the face of an oncoming attack—did Alexander and his army of alcoholics overtake the autistic Sicilians.
I hope you enjoyed this brief history lesson. Remember that no matter how ludicrous this stuff may seem, the information I have provided here is way more accurate than that shit they peddle on Fox News.
