Showing posts with label free speech. Show all posts
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11.16.2009

Meep! When School Officials Go Fascist

School officials in Danvers have started a fire, and apparently don’t know how to put it out.

Here in the northeast, administrators at Danvers High School in Danvers, Massachusetts have been making headlines for their decision to ban the totally nonsensical, “meep” from use in the school. That’s right: meep. A “word” made popular by Beaker, the hapless assistant of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on The Muppet Show.



Indeed, that’s how it is said.

Here’s the article from the Boston Herald:

Danvers High School is banning students from uttering the word “meep,” a trademark of Beaker from “The Muppet Show.”

The Salem News reported Principal Thomas Murray banned the word after school officials got wind of a student plan brewing on Facebook to stage a major disruption on school grounds using the “meep.”

WBZ-TV reported Murray informed students in an e-mail and phone message that police are monitoring the situation.

A call to police and a message and e-mail sent to Murray were not immediately returned.

The Urban Dictionary defines meep as another way to say “ouch,” or “uh-oh.” It can also be a substitute for a swear word.

At this point I have three questions:

1. Since when is “meep” a substitute for a swear word?

2. Since when do newspapers cite Urban Dictionary as a source?

3. Police are monitoring the situation? Are you fucking kidding me?

I don’t think the school administrators could’ve handled this any worse than they did. It just isn’t possible. First of all, let’s just say outright that disrupting class is not ok, and students who do it should be subject to punitive action. However, by banning a particular (non-obscene) word from being spoken in the school, administrators have all but challenged kids either to say “meep,” or some other word in its place. This would’ve have been a total non-issue if this Principal Murray character had simply stated something like the following in the phone messages and emails he sent out to students:

It has come to our attention that some students may be planning to disrupt classes and school functions in such a way as to hinder the ability of teachers to teach, and of their students to learn. This message is a reminder to all students that disruptions of any kind will not be tolerated and could result in suspension. Please know that teachers have been instructed to be extra vigilant in routing out delinquent behavior.

That’s what normal, socially aware school officials would say in a message like that. But not the people in Danvers. No. They completely took the bait, and told the students specifically that “meep” will not be tolerated, in what amounts to an I-double-dog-dare-you kind of challenge to the kids’ mettle and perseverance. Furthermore, what did these administrators think would happen in this age of Facebook, blogs, and a media with an unquenchable thirst for the quirky? They almost had to know that once they began banning certain (non-obscene) words from being uttered, the ante would get upped.

And that’s exactly what’s happened. Compounding the problem is the fact that the “police are monitoring the situation.” I can picture it now:

Student: Meep!

Cop: Take him down!

Student: Ahhhh, don’t tase me, bro!

Happily, the Danvers School Department has been receiving emails that simply say, “meep” from total strangers who want to show solidarity with students and piss off authority figures. Indeed, most people do not have fond memories of their high school principals and vice principals. Few people actually start out wanting to have these positions for their careers, and therefore they inevitably become filled with people who must basically settle for these tedious occupations. Consequently, some of them are extremely bitter people who view individuality as something to be surmounted, not cultivated. After all, they’re nothing special, so why should these kids be? But I digress.

One of the people who sent a “meep” email to Danvers school officials is copyright lawyer Theodora Michaels. She describes her correspondence:

My subject line said (in full), “meep.” The body said (in full), “Meep.”

Yesterday I received a reply email from Assistant Principal Mark Strout, which said (in full) “Your E-mail has been forwarded to the Danvers Police Department.”

The police department! Oh that’s rich. For what purpose? To waste their fucking time? I know Danvers is a suburban community, but surely even the police there have better things to do the follow up on “meep” leads. I imagine the police chief there is a little pissed off that school administrators can’t get their shit together and have put him on meep patrol.

In case anyone would like to show solidarity with the students, or just take a jab at these reactionary administrators, here are the relevant email addresses taken directly from the Danvers Public Schools website. What a bunch of dunderheads.

Principal Thomas Murray

murray@danvers.org

Asst. Principal Mark Strout

strout@danvers.org

Asst. Principal Cornelia Varoudakis
cvaroudakis@danvers.org


Take us home, Beaker!

- Max


6.15.2009

The Hypocrisy of the Anti-Defamation League

Now someone tell the ADL

In the wake of this month’s shooting at the Holocaust Museum in Washington D.C. in which an 88 year-old white supremacist killed an African-American security guard, the Anti-Defamation League and its representatives have been making their rounds in the national media. The ADL is an organization whose stated mission is “to stop the defamation of the Jewish people and to secure justice and fair treatment to all.” But in reality a large part of their mission is to smear and stifle public figures who dare criticize the Jewish state of Israel, particularly for its use of aggressive (and sometimes unlawful) tactics against Palestinians.

Take for example, the case of William Robinson, a sociology professor at the University of California at Santa Barbara. In April it was revealed that Abraham Foxman, the old fart who heads the ADL, insisted that the university investigate Robinson because in his class he had distributed photos of Israeli crimes against Palestinians juxtaposed with photos of Jews being brutalized in ghettos by the Germans during World War II. Apparently two students were so offended they withdrew from the course, and shortly thereafter Foxman and company were on the scene demanding that the professor be investigated for anti-Semitism.

Can the ADL really be so daft as to not see the point of the juxtaposed photographs? Crimes are crimes no matter who carries them out, or whom they are carried out against. Of course, the ADL knows this perfectly well, but Foxman et al. will be damned if they let a professor at a public university make such a powerful statement at the expense of the Israeli military. Indeed, that they cannot have; for the ADL may be against “the defamation of the Jewish people,” but they are certainly in favor of defaming those who speak out against the actions of the Jewish state, and they do so by declaring or implying that such people are anti-Semites, which is a social kiss of death in our society, especially for academics.

I could furnish several other instances where the ADL has sought to terrorize academia by targeting professors critical of Israel. Certainly this happened with Noam Chomsky in the infamous Faurisson Affair. While one can learn a lot about the dishonesty of the ADL by examining such cases, the most damning indictment of the organization’s disingenuousness can be found in its position on the Armenian genocide and that event’s relevance to contemporary international affairs.

In 2007, a seemingly uncontroversial resolution was submitted to Congress by Representative Adam Schiff (D-California and a Jew) recognizing the genocide of 1.5 million Armenians at the hands of the Ottoman Empire between 1915 and 1918. Then President Bush—that great defender and upholder of the sanctity of human life—urged Congress to reject the resolution. Here’s what he said: “We all deeply regret the tragic suffering of the Armenian people that began in 1915, but this resolution is not the right response to these historic mass killings, and its passage would do great harm to relations with a key ally in NATO, and to the war on terror.” Bush was of course referring to the fact that Turkey—the Ottoman successor state and Muslim ally of the U.S.—would be none too happy with a simple non-binding resolution which would rightfully indict their forebears for perpetrating one of the greatest atrocities in history. From Bush’s incredible statement we are forced to draw the conclusion that he is (was) in favor of recognizing mass killing and genocide only when America’s political and foreign relations are not inconvenienced by doing so.

What does this have to do with the ADL? Well amazingly the ADL—a Jewish organization which knows all too well the horrors of genocide—was behind the president 100% on this. Like the U.S., Israel is also an ally of Turkey, and an even closer ally of the U.S. And so the ADL felt that this resolution represented a threat to this relationship because it would alienate the Turks. In one of the most cowardly statements ever issued, this is what Foxman had to say about the controversy:

We have never negated but have always described the painful events of 1915-1918 perpetrated by the Ottoman Empire against the Armenians as massacres and atrocities. On reflection, we have come to share the view of Henry Morgenthau, Sr. that the consequences of those actions were indeed tantamount to genocide. If the word genocide had existed then, they would have called it genocide.

I have consulted with my friend and mentor Nobel Laureate Elie Wiesel and other respected historians who acknowledge this consensus. I hope that Turkey will understand that it is Turkey’s friends who urge that nation to confront its past and work to reconcile with Armenians over this dark chapter in history.

Having said that, we continue to firmly believe that a Congressional resolution on such matters is a counterproductive diversion and will not foster reconciliation between Turks and Armenians and may put at risk the Turkish Jewish community and the important multilateral relationship between Turkey, Israel and the United States.

Short of maintaining that the genocide never happened, or that it did happen but that it was a good thing, can you imagine a more deplorable statement to issue about such a terrible event? For a moment, imagine that a group of Jews in the United States wants Congress to pass another resolution recognizing the horrors of the Holocaust. Now imagine that the German American National Congress (a nonpolitical group simply seeking to preserve German culture among German-Americans) protests by declaring that they “firmly believe that a [U.S.] Congressional Resolution on such matters is a counterproductive diversion.” We can easily predict what the response would be—something along the lines of nationwide indignation at the suggestion that recognizing the Holocaust would be a “counterproductive diversion.” And yet this is precisely what the ADL said what recognizing the Armenian genocide would amount to. While I understand that the ADL is an organization dedicated primarily to Jewish causes, its mission statement nonetheless declares that it seeks “justice and fair treatment for all.” Furthermore, one would think that the ADL would be a bit touchier when it comes to the subject of genocide and would thus refuse to tolerate any pussyfooting around the issue in any and all instances of it. One would think that, but one would be wrong.

Thankfully some in the ADL broke ranks with Foxman. Among them was Andrew Tarsy, the regional director of the ADL in New England, who was fired after he called Foxman’s position on the issue “morally indefensible.” Additionally in Watertown, Massachusetts, where Armenians comprise a sizeable minority, the town council voted unanimously to withdraw the town from the ADL’s “No Place For Hate” campaign in what was a very appropriate response to the organization’s abhorrent stance.

In short, ladies and gentlemen, the ADL is an organization which cloaks itself in the righteousness that comes with fighting for human and civil rights. But yank away this spurious shroud and we can plainly see the ADL for what it really is: an ugly organization which, though it sometimes legitimately crusades against real forms of anti-Semitism, is at bottom more about preserving political agendas and alliances at the expense of the very ideals it claims to be protecting.

-Max

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