7.29.2009

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned

For some reason Barack Obama has chosen to drink Bud Light for the upcoming Beer Summit, and has pissed off one of our readers in the process.

Reacting to President Obama’s apparent capitulation on the proposed health care legislation and his choice of beverage for the upcoming Beer Summit, one young lady expressed her disappointment by emailing me some remarks. Normally I don’t post material other than my own (unless I’m quoting someone), but her comments demand a public forum. The author wishes to remain anonymous.


Apparently while Obama was choosing Bud Light—the Wal-Mart of beers—for his upcoming meeting with Professor Gates and Sergeant Crowley, the health care bill was being compromised by a compromise. The original version is dead.

What does this combination of events prove? Obama is a poser and health care will always be a mess.

I’m over him and our political system.

By choosing Bud Light, Obama alienates his supporters and shows that he sides with conglomerates that make crappy beer.

Is Bud Light supposed to be the “American” choice? He should suck down a Colt .45 straight out of the paper bag. If he really wants to portray himself as a Joe Blow American, he might as well go all out.

All I am saying is we didn’t vote for vanilla, middle-of-the-road, not-gonna-rock-the-boat, mom jean-wearing, Bud Light-drinking Barack. We voted for change. We voted for empowerment and people rising above politics and getting things done. We voted for intelligence, classiness, and pizzazz. I thought things would be different this time around and that I could chill on the jaded twenty-something routine. I thought he didn’t flinch at the “liberal elitist” accusations. Harvard grad, son of a single mom.

I feel stupid. Like I just slept with some dude who said he really liked me but was gone when I woke up and never called.

Barack fed us a bunch of lines to bed us, but the sex sucked and now he’s gone. Off drinking Bud Light, totally inaccessible except for when he addresses us on TV about how our whole world is going to come crashing down if we don’t fix health care in this country. He gets us all fired up like we just ran into him at a party after he didn’t return our calls. He does the ice luge with us and then we turn around and he’s making out with another girl.

Right now, Barack is making out with the lobbyists and big businesses who funded his campaign and Dick Cheney for all we know. Freaky son of a bitch. The health care bill is dead. What an a-hole.

- Anonymous

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